Hi! I’m Elizabeth. Let me tell you a little secret.

I can’t do this shit anymore and I’m guessing you can’t either. I have been disillusioned with the corporate world since my first job in high school. Unfortunately, we do live in a capitalist society, so we can’t just sit on the sidelines, we have to play the game.

So if we’re forced into this hellish version of Candyland, I think we should yank the honeybun card out of the pile and finish this shit as quickly as possible.

Fuck retiring at 65+, I want to live my FULL life now. The answer is F.I.R.E.

I’ll teach you how to do F.I.R.E, while still romanticizing your life and enjoying your little sweet treats. Because girlfriend, the F.I.R.E journey isn’t an easy one but it’s so fucking worth.